You Don't Mess With The Zohan
Smell It...Now it is yours!
I thought this movie was going to horrible, but I ended up laughing through the whole thing. You meet Zohan while he's on vacation, dancing disco on the beach and grilling naked while playing paddle ball. He gets called back to work where he is a counter terrorism soldier. Its all a bunch of crazy nonsense where he does a bunch of unrealistic moves, but its funny to watch. He out swims a jetski, and beats people with his feet, just to name a couple examples.
Well, he is sick of war and wants to go to America to cut hair for paul mitchell. Right off he is rejected. after that he meets a friend and moves in, where he proceeds to bang his new friends mom, and has no problem with it. Zohan finally gets a job at a salon but is not allowed to cut hair right away, he could only sweep hair off the floor. He does this with amazing accuracy never letting any hair hit the floor.
Finally, someone quits and he gets a chance to cut hair. He takes the lady who is next in line and proceeds to wash her hair...in a very sexual way, squirting water all over her face and licking her ears...did i forget to say the customer is like 60. So he finishes her hair and takes her to the back room to finish...lol and bangs her to kingdom come. As he continues to do with all of his customers..no matter their age.....hahah GILF.
There is more to the movie, but I don't want to spoil all the funny parts. The cast is Adam Sandlers Usual, Rob Snieder plays a pretty funny role as usual. I think if you need to watch a goofy movie this would be a good choice.
Well, he is sick of war and wants to go to America to cut hair for paul mitchell. Right off he is rejected. after that he meets a friend and moves in, where he proceeds to bang his new friends mom, and has no problem with it. Zohan finally gets a job at a salon but is not allowed to cut hair right away, he could only sweep hair off the floor. He does this with amazing accuracy never letting any hair hit the floor.
Finally, someone quits and he gets a chance to cut hair. He takes the lady who is next in line and proceeds to wash her hair...in a very sexual way, squirting water all over her face and licking her ears...did i forget to say the customer is like 60. So he finishes her hair and takes her to the back room to finish...lol and bangs her to kingdom come. As he continues to do with all of his customers..no matter their age.....hahah GILF.
There is more to the movie, but I don't want to spoil all the funny parts. The cast is Adam Sandlers Usual, Rob Snieder plays a pretty funny role as usual. I think if you need to watch a goofy movie this would be a good choice.
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