New Years Eve Plans

everyone over for game night

Kicked out at 12:05

Up for work at 6am

UGH

Ugh

So I am just really really peeved right now. Why in the hell do I still live in this god forsaken state. My day yesterday started great...wait I take that back, it was bad. I went to go to the party store to grab some butter, and I got stuck in their driveway. I had to kick the snow out from under my car and spend like 10 frustrating minutes driving forward and backwards over and over until I got enough traction to dart into traffic on M25. Then when I went to leave work...at midnight, my car would not start. I tried to get a jump but had no luck, I am hoping it was just too cold and its not my battery or something worse. Our HR person stayed and waited with me till brad showed up, I felt really stupid. I mean come one -25 outside..what the hell!!! So today before I have to go to work I have to rely on my family to come get me, try and jump my car again, and then go to work..till midnight again..ugh! I forgot to mention that our stupid county will not plow our street, I don't even know if I can get my car home....I am just so sick of winter already and it just started.

Haha So True When it Comes to Old People

Bulb Project Video

Bizarre Foods

Bizarre Foods
with Andrew Zimmerman

I find this show to be really gross, but hard to stop watching. You never know what he is gonna stick in his mouth next. He seems to love eating such things as; bull testicles, brains, blood sausage, things made from pee, bugs, and god only knows what else. Its hard to sit and watch sometimes, espically while eating or just after eating. I wonder how many shots and trips to the bathroom he has during his adventures. I can only imagine all the stomach problems he must have had or tapeworm from all the raw food he eats. That must be why asians are so skinny, tapeworm from raw fish. Right now I am watching his holiday special. All of his friends he has met along the way have created holiday dishes to share. The menu consists of porcupine, testicle soup, squid eggs, some kind of hair with lettuce, english goose, and things that look utterly disgusting. I wonder what ever caused this man to go on this gross journey. He must be making boat loads of cash money or he took a dare from someone.

comments

For god sakes leave me a comment on my stuff...I feel like I am doing all this writing for nothing. Even if you hate me...leave me some content. Argh

Idiocracy

Idiocracy
Over all I think this movie was pretty funny. It has some actors who are fairly famous, and the jokes are good. I hope the world doesn't turn out like this, but I bet there are some people out there that fit some of the characters in the movie

Bulb Project

Here are some examples of bulbs you can make at home. Be creative, be crafty, and have fun!!

december 2008

Christmas this year,
is going to be a little odd
I am broke, we are missing a family member
and I cant possibly make everyone happy.
I just plan on giving small gifts that might have some meaning behind them.
I just hope I don't disappoint anyone

Favorite Halloween Movies

Here are some movies I like to watch around Halloween. I tend to like scary movies that have ghosts, instead of slashers.

Sleeping Beauty

Sleeping Beauty

Okay, so you all know I am a Disney fan, and Sleeping beauty is my favorite movie. My favorite character is Maleficent, the evil sorceress. She is completely bad ass and evil, and I Love it. I also like all the other characters. The fairies are fun, they can never make up their minds, the red one reminds me of my aunt Jean. The new version of this movie just came out and it looks gorgeous. The colors are so much brighter and the sound quality is a lot less staticy. I have heard a lot of my friends say they have never seen and or that their kids get bored with it. I think that some of that has to do with most kids have only been exposed to Pixar Disney movies, which are great too, but I really miss the old style animation. So if you are in the mood for a classic, pick up this movie and enjoy it!

Happy Birthday Brad!! I love ya!

Pumpkin 2008

This is the pumpkin I carved this year! I got teased cause it's not your typical halloween design...but what can I say I am a Disney Freek. I had to make the cloud design myself. I got the idea from one of the pins I got from Disney World. Tell me what ya think!

Peace Corps by Katie

Woo I am in a video!
Thanks Katie

Freakazoid...its worth the insanity

Theme lyrics to STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS FREAKAZOID!

Super-teen extraordinaire
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Runs around in underwear
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Rescues Washington D.C.
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Unless something better's on TV
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

His brain's overloading
It has a chocolate coating
Textbook case for Sigmund Freud
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!

Check out Dexter Douglas
Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the internet
And was zapped to cyberspace

He turned into the Freakazoid
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the villains crazy
'Cause he's a lunatic

His home base is the Freakalair
Freakazoid! Fricassee!
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair
Freakazoid! Chimpanzee!

Rides around in the Freakmobile
Freakazoid! Freakazoo!
Hopes to make a movie deal
Freaka me! Freaka you!

He's here to save the nation
So stay tuned to this station
If not, we'll be unemployed
Freakazoid! Freakazoid!
Freakazoid!!!

The Happening

This Movie Sucked Donkey Balls
That is all.

You Don't Mess With The Zohan

You Don't Mess With The Zohan
Smell It...Now it is yours!

I thought this movie was going to horrible, but I ended up laughing through the whole thing. You meet Zohan while he's on vacation, dancing disco on the beach and grilling naked while playing paddle ball. He gets called back to work where he is a counter terrorism soldier. Its all a bunch of crazy nonsense where he does a bunch of unrealistic moves, but its funny to watch. He out swims a jetski, and beats people with his feet, just to name a couple examples.
Well, he is sick of war and wants to go to America to cut hair for paul mitchell. Right off he is rejected. after that he meets a friend and moves in, where he proceeds to bang his new friends mom, and has no problem with it. Zohan finally gets a job at a salon but is not allowed to cut hair right away, he could only sweep hair off the floor. He does this with amazing accuracy never letting any hair hit the floor.
Finally, someone quits and he gets a chance to cut hair. He takes the lady who is next in line and proceeds to wash her hair...in a very sexual way, squirting water all over her face and licking her ears...did i forget to say the customer is like 60. So he finishes her hair and takes her to the back room to finish...lol and bangs her to kingdom come. As he continues to do with all of his customers..no matter their age.....hahah GILF.
There is more to the movie, but I don't want to spoil all the funny parts. The cast is Adam Sandlers Usual, Rob Snieder plays a pretty funny role as usual. I think if you need to watch a goofy movie this would be a good choice.

MEOW!!

Sarah Marshal

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

We rented this movie last night, and I thought it was ok. The plot of the movie was simple. Sarah Marshall a famous tv star is dating Peter, a song writer for the tv show she is in. The movie doesn't really go into much detail about their life. In the beginning act Sarah shows up and dumps Peter, while he is standing their naked..lol nice junk shots. Well,Peter decides to go on a retreat to Hawaii to try and get over Sarah, but finds out she is staying at the same hotel. The story is funny and sweet, with lots of awkward moments thrown in. I think anyone would enjoy this movie, give it a shot.

The List

FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE
THE GROCERY LIST


1. MILK
2. EGGS
3. BREAD
4. LUNCH MEAT
5. POP
6. LETTUCE
7. SHREDDED CHEESE
8. BLOCK CHEESE
9. LENDERS BAGELS
10. GROUND TURKEY OR CHICKEN
11. PEROGIES
12. SNACKS OF CHOICE
13. FRUITS AND VEGGIES OF CHOICE
14. INSTANT OATMEAL
15. 4 YOGURTS
16. HOMESTYLE BAKES

Samuri Jack

Six Feet Under

SIX FEET UNDER

Six Feet Under is something I just randomly picked off the netflix website, and I am glad I did. The pilot of the show gets the ball rolling, where you meet all of the cast and get to see some of their quirks. There is the dad who has created his own funeral home business, two sons who don't get along, a mother who just doesn't give a crap anymore, and a teenage daughter who is trying to find herself. David Hall, who also plays the part of Dexter plays the good son, who helps run the business. I just really enjoy how he always makes his characters so interesting. While watching I was amused how they make their own little commercials for funeral home goods, like luxury hearses, new embalming fluids, and other funny stuff. There are lots of jokes, sex scenes, and dysfunctional family drama. I would defiantly give this show a chance.

The Love Guru!
Ok so this movie is semi retarded and ridiculous, but I still liked it. There are lots of funny people in it. Mike Meyers, Steven Colbert, Vern Troyer, Justin Timberlake, Jessica Alba, and lots of other funny actors. All of the movie critics, and most of my friends said they hated it, but I think its because its just more of the same Mike Meyers jokes and shinanigans. The plot of the movie is that Guru Pikta wants to get on Opra so he can be more famous then another Guru. To do that he needs to get a famous hockey player and his ex girlfriend back together. There are lots of stupid puns, fart jokes, and just silliness during the whole movie. If you like any of Mike Meyers movies I would say give this one a chance there is a 50/50 chance of you hating it or liking it.

Weeds

This is a show that someone at work turned me onto, which is a funny thought. Without using names I will tell you about this person. She is always very polite, a perfect mother, she used to sell pampered chef, and her hair is always perfect. She told me she loves this show and it makes her laugh so hard. So I decided to give it a shot and it made me laugh thinking about her even considering watching Weeds. This show is about a widow named Nancy who lives in surbia. She is having trouble making it so she makes friends with a black family, who are her suppliers....Of Weed. She goes through some rough times while she is learning the business. She gets shot at, threatened, busted, and all sorts of other situations. The cast is pretty good together, Kevin Neland from SNL plays a pothead business owner...and holy crap he is funny! The two boys that play her children are always in trouble. The funniest thing I have seen is when her youngest boy makes a video of a terrorist,with the help of his deranged pot head uncle, who shows up after a few episodes. Her oldest son is always having girl troubles, mixed with drugs. I don't know much about drugs but this show cracks me up, I am sure its not like this at all in real life. You will find yourself rooting for Nancy. I would definitly recommend this show, its not your typical family drama.

The Tudors

Let me just begin by saying I only watch this show for the historical accuracy...cough cough bullshit. How can I lie...this show is sex on a stick. I dont recommend you watch this. Its hard to follow, and seems to drag. The only thing worth watching are the sex scenes....which is why I keep renting itJonathan Rhys Meyers is ripped as hell, and the chick who plays anne boleyn would make any man drool. Sam Neil is also in the movie, but he's old and wrinkly...not really my cup of tea. The plot of the series is just to tell the story of a young King Henry the VIII, and how he falls for Anne Boleyn. Its a lot of blah blah blah...something cool scenically, then just a lot of sex. If that appeals to you, or you just need to see something racey , I would say rent it.

I am going to start with a new show I have really taken to. Its called Dexter and it aired on Showtime,I hope they start a 3rd season! The plot of this series is extremely addicting and intriguing. Dexter is a blood splatter anaylasist for the Miami Sheriffs Dept, but theres more...dum dum dum! After work he proceeds to seek out victems who deserve to be murdered...making him a homicidal vigallante!
Dexter Had a troubled childhood, but was lucky to be taken in by a caring cop. He taught Dexter how to control his urges and how to basically get away with it. I don't want to give away too many details , mostly because I think everyone should give this show a try. The 1st and 2nd season are available to purchase, and they are not that expensive. I would also like to add for all the lady readers...Dexter is not to shabby to look at either.

A Start of Something Horrible

Well do to recent popularity of Bloggin here in the household I figured I would give it a shot. Plus it will give me a little practice for all the papers I will soon be writing at school...ugh, please don't remind me. I am going to try and post info about the movies we get from netflix. We end up watching a lot during the week so this might end in disaster, due to the fact that I am a huge slacker.